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Recent studies from the University of Stockholm suggest there is an 89% chance that we are living within a simulation.
Lead researcher, Vanja Wilks Fjellström, explains, “the implications of this discovery onto our daily understanding of reality challenges everything we think we know about the tangible; turning truth into mere subjective soothsaying.”
After two members of Fjellströms team were found dead in a bizarre suicide pact, Dr. Norman Miller, a psychologist from the University of Boston, was called in to assist the research team in Stockholm when it became apparent that the ethical implications of their research was resulting in a pervasive hopelessness.

“The danger is that, when this information becomes public knowledge, if it becomes public knowledge, humanity will likewise abandon hope and gravitate to a nihilistic state,” Dr. Miller explains, “which leads to anarchy. More than ever, we must encourage the masses to embrace hope and spirituality, as it will provide an essential pacifier, a kind of necessary distraction, while we figure out what to do with this information.
The most appropriate thing we can do is keep this discovery from becoming accepted by the public. We must do everything in our power to discredit this research.”

Arguably, the most disturbing aspect of this discovery is it’s mathematical beauty and flawlessness.
A Physics professor from the University of Norway (name held by request), has suggested, “I have not had a chance to examine this research personally, but if this correct, it unifies the laws of physics. It confirms everything we have speculated about string theory and quantum mechanics. It also means that this… simulation, has happened countless other times, and we are in the midst of a cycle, or a pattern, greater than we could have ever possibly imagined."